Hello people:)!


condom:

damn



(Source: brunts)


rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(Source: rneerkat)

Via tickle my pickle

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

Via Hey Beautiful :)

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

Via meow




bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

Via meow


bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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Via Laugh-Addict!

takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

Via psychedelic

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


Via Laugh With Swag

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

(Source: wilclcat)

Via psychedelic

beardhairdontcare:

Your boyfriend eating the pussy:

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Me eating the pussy:

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Via The Hilarious Blog

ijustloveyoutubers:

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.

(Source: ourdrunkitchen)


Via Laugh-Addict!

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